Are you a true music lover who fondly remembers the days when record companies actually cared about putting out quality music? When music was real? And it wasn't so painful to listen to?
Imagine you invented a time machine. You don't like today's shitty pop music as it is soulless, sterile, and insults your intelligence. So you go back in time and bring back Beethoven, Tchaikovsky, Brahms, and Wagner and introduce them to Heavy Metal music. You teach them guitar, bass, and drums, and have them work together on the orchestration.
What would that band sound like? Astral Eyes!
Well, you've discovered a band that's studied the best music ever made and managed to modernize it, music unlike anything you've ever heard before. So be willing to give them a chance!
"Blades, Babes, and Metal! Thank you Astral Eyes!"
"That was quite a Halfordic scream, and the explosive guitar outro set my screen ablaze."
"Can you guys write me a sting for my show?"(By the way, we did).
"Asian Jack Black with face bending guitar solos!!!"
"I became an instant fan. Very good music, strange performance, a videoclip that resembles me funny bands and singers like Spinal Tap, Beastie Boys, Weird Al Yankovich, Babymetal and Manowar.
Seriously: a mix of things that gone right separately but gone wrong together - and you guys made them right."
"I love music. Good shit. Nice solo bad ass lyrics. I dig it. I love the original idea romantic metal too. I think that is the coolest thing. Do your own thing, rock on fellas."
-Deplorables Original Music
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I need your help. I can't do this alone. Making quality music costs money, especially considering we use real orchestral instruments.
So when you buy from us, you not only support the band. You're also keeping the dreams alive for orchestral session musicians and sound engineers, many of whom are heavily in student loan debt. I know a lot of these folks personally and can honestly vouch that they're good people.
We also record our drums and rhythm guitars on top of the line analog metal tape instead of cheap ass digital stuff. You'll notice that drums have some serious power when you turn the music way up. That's because they're recorded on analog metal tape. Does it make a difference? Big time! Listen to the music loudly on high end speakers. We intentionally record the music for true audiophiles.